Penned Letter to UK Prime Minister Theresa May – Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy.
Dear Mrs May UK Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Please find below our suggestions for fixing the UK’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the United kingdom Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
- They MUST retire. Ten million job openings – Unemployment Fixed
- They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed.
- They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.
- They MUST send their kids to school/college/university – Crime rate fixed.
- They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc.
It can’t get any easier than that can it Mrs May.
P.S. If more money is needed PRIME MINISTER THERESA MAY, have all members of parliament pay back all their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
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Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They’d receive unlimited FREE prescriptions, full dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them for FREE.
A lovely security warden would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their hot meals and snacks to their comfortable cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a thriving library with all the latest novels and biographies, weight rooms, spiritual counselling, excellent swimming pools and leading education training.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be FREE on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with FLOURISHING gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a smart TV with a FREE TV Licence, digital radio and daily phone calls to their beloved family.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the loving security wardens would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 150,000 illegal economic immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Think about this….
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“YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM” !
It is time for us grumpy young & old folk of Britain to speak up !